"What is wrong with you heterosexuals?"
— Ellen on trying to read Fifty Shades Of Grey
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
you better reblog this.
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN!
REBLOG if you think it shouldn’t need the qualifier “gay” and should just be considered marriage, no matter the orientation of the people involved.
I can get behind all of this.
(Source: aimee-likes-cats, via deathbycitrus-cd)
why cant people appreciate how much effort I put into not becoming a serial killer
(Source: princeofdragondildos, via lostintheseclouds)
MOVIES I QUOTE REGULARLY DURING MY DAILY ADVENTURES: She’s The Man (2006)
“I am a dude! I am a hunky dude! I’m a badass hunky dude!”
(via lostintheseclouds)
AU: Blaine babysits for Mike and Tina’s son and brings over a mini Warbler jacket and teaches him the Teenage Dream dance. Mike and Tina, die-hard New Directioners, are not amused (though secretly, they want to whip out their camcorders and once Blaine leaves, they flip out because even they have to admit it’s pretty damn adorable).
YES!!
When Mike and Tina arrived home from one of their date nights they were not expecting to find their son dressed as a mini warbler and singing Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream at the top of his lungs.
“Blaine you turned our kid into a Warbler. No offense, but we don’t like the Warblers never have never will and you can’t make us.” Tina just about growled, though she was totally squealing on the inside because she had never seen her son be any more adorable.
Mike chanced a look at his son Kaydan and felt his heart swell because if his son was already doing a two step, rock back, spin combination he would be dancing in no time, and more than likely singing if Tina had her way about it.
“He’s going to be the captain of the New Directions I just know it.” Tina spoke as Blaine left the Chang residence after being spoken to about turning their son into their show choir enemy.
“Tina, babe, go get the camera. Mom is going to have a fit if we don’t capture this on tape. Kayden can you come do what Uncle Blaine taught you again?” Mike called to his son, who was probably exhausted since it was past his normal bedtime.
“Okay Daddy.” Kayden took his place in the middle of the living room and started doing the routine again.
“So this is how Blaine captured Kurt’s heart. I can see how it worked.” Tina whispered as she video taped her son.
“Me too. Our son is going to be a heart throb.”
“We better get the pitch fork and start chasing the girls away now because once he starts showing this off at school, all the girls will be falling at his feet. I’m also going to teach him to really dance instead of the Warbler two step hop.”
“Good idea. My question is why does Blaine have such a little Warbler suit?”
“Kurt.”
“Their kids are going to be mini warblers.” Tina giggled as she watched Kayden hit the final pose.
“Yes, yes they will.” Mike picked up Kayden, “Time for bed little one. Give Momma kisses and tell her good night.”
“Night mommy. I love you.” Kayden kissed the top of Tina’s nose.
“Good night. I love you too.”
Even though Tina would never admit it out loud, her son would make the cutest Warbler.
Darren needs to get Punk’d
And make faces like this one
I feel like the people punk-ing him would stop half way through because they’d just need to hug him
no because Chris would be punking him and he’d be like “oh my god look at him” and just laugh till he shot his diet coke out his nose
(via mandyamy7)
